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Wean-y Thoughts

Oh, internets.  Can you help me with my boobs again? I’m pretty done with this nursing business.  I know Brooklyn moms aren’t supposed to wean before kindergarten, but even so.  I think I’ve done what...

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Benefits of Donor Conception

The child cheerfully shares his chocolate chip cookies. No way did he get that from me. Requesting The New Yorker as his bedtime book, on the other hand…. That probably is my genes.

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Quickly Thursday

Internets! I keep thinking I’ll find time for real posts, but the semester is kicking my ass pretty hard. So. Let’s see what I can speed-type before the Bean wakes up (and God, heap blessings on the...

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Bookish: The Dark Emperor and Other Poems of the Night

Hi, internets. Sugar wants to go to bed awfully soon, because for some reason she isn’t excited by the prospect of the time change meaning Graham will want to get up for the day at 3:30. De gustibus...

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Ballots and Biscuits

Happy Election Day, oh my (American) internets! At least, I hope it will end happily. Sugar and I went to the polls this afternoon, in company of a NOT AT ALL SLEEPY Bean, who went on nap strike today....

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Notes From A Nor’easter

Hello, internets. It’s that time again: time for a post, because I did say I’d try to do this every-day gig, but not only time for a post, no, because it is Shark Week (tip of the…hat to May) and …...

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Happy Haturday!

Hey, y’all. Hope you had a great day. We made muffins (Bean and Sugar), went to an event at our community garden (all of us), and wore buckets on our heads (Bionic and Bean). Hope your day was just as...

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In Which I Regret Not Being That Mom

Some mundane stuff, because I really have to go to bed: We took the Bean to the playground this morning, early enough that it was fairly empty; it’s quite bustling on weekday afternoons, and it’s nice...

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Weaning is Winning

Hey there, internets. Hope you are having lovely weekends and not getting trampled in a stampede of people fighting over discounted Chinese electronics or anything. Black Friday is maybe not really my...

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High Quality Neglect Pays Off

For the first year and more — oh, who am I kidding? — for all of the Bean’s life so far and probably for the foreseeable future, Starrhillgirl has had to periodically pull me off the ledge of parental...

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In Which I Admit I Will Never Catch Up

Oh, internets, I’ve done it. That thing where you get so behind that you feel like you can’t post at all because where to start? And that thing where you’re so far behind that you can’t post also...

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And Now We Are Two

Also, we came down with a cold about two hours after our birthday party. Let’s hope the Bean wasn’t just Typhoid Mary to his assembled friends. The Bean wanted to read this book, one of his favorites,...

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On Discombobulation

The Bean is having another not-nap today.  There is distinctly unrestful thumpery emanating from his room, but so far no crying for me to come. He’s not ready to give up his nap, that much is clear....

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CD 1 Eve

Hi, internets. You awake? I am, and I’m blaming my new, thrilling PMS symptom of intractable insomnia on the day prior to my period’s arrival. I could be wrong: I’ve been thinking my period imminent...

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The Smaller Roller Coaster

In retrospect, another fine title for this post would be Migraine Prodrome. Hello from the couch, internets, where I am rubbing off the linty adhesive left behind on my arm by the paper tape that...

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Post-Ovulatory Items

Sshhh, internets, the Bean is sleeping. Finally. I should be in the other room, using this time to finish my semester grading, but the Bean is also sick, and if I move, nap over. So how’s about some...

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Interim Items

Gosh, internets, thank you for all the love and enthusiasm. Warms the cockles, I tell you what. I keep thinking I’ll pull together the mental wherewithal to organize a proper post, but I’ve been...

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Revolting Reassurances

Oh Nation’s Capital, I commend you for installing in your public transit stations trashcans that even a short person — gripping luggage in one hand while a toddler yanks on the other, both of them...

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The Bendectin Story

Hello, Gentle Readers. Greetings from thank-God-we-are-finally-pulling-out-of-St.-Louis, aboard Amtrak’s Texas Eagle. We are running late, which I would be more annoyed about except that Sugar flew...

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Happy Hour Items

Greetings, internets, from a local trendy bar that turns out to be more than capable of turning out something “fun and non-alcoholic,” if requested. I thought this order might reassure the woman giving...

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